Here are a couple of my favorite Christmas quotes. One has been slightly altered to fit the situation. Try to match the quote with the person that said it.
1. "Christmas is ruined!"
2. "You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."
3. "We are pulling the plug."
4. "Hey I'm from Alabama. Do ya'll celebrate Christmas around here?"
5. "I know that's not the real Santa because he is not very jolly and I can see his real clothes under is costume."
A. Ricky, after one of the kids looked in the garage.
B. Taylor, after the Santa pictures at school
C. Mobile's deputy mayor about to light the Christmas tree
D. Loosely based on something Jake said
E. Buddy the Elf
Feel free to add your own.
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